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Victorious Marcus, Fort Erie border crossing, July 2003 Magic Sponge United Anthem

There's naught in life that's more tragic
Than a Saturday without the Magic
Sponge, and that is why
I sit down and cry
Whenever they don't play
But I'm smiling again on match day

The manager's an onion bag
And for him we raise the flag
Of Vic-to-ry!
Willowdale's a cunt and Average is just that
We're putting the boot right up their twat
Because we're United
Magic Sponge United!

O, give me
Give me the Sponge
O, give me
Give me the Sponge

They're lions on the pitch
And tigers in the sack
Shagging some blinding bitch
And then coming back
With crosses and tackles
To keep opponents in shackles
They're in their prime
As the match goes into stoppage time

Our strikers are clever foxes
Making pretty dives in boxes
Have you seen our defenders?
They're at home watching Eastenders
And who's minding the goal?
Sack 'im and put 'im on the dole!
The ball is never in our half
The ball is never in our half

O, give me
Give me the Sponge
O, give me
Give me the glorious Sponge